Question for New Users

It's a bit like a party.  You can either stand against the wall watching for a chance to sneak out, or you can be in the middle of the floor doing tequila slammers off a naked monkey's chest (the nudity is required by Stephan's Law).  Sure, if you leave early you won't have a headache in the morning... but you will be able to remember how utterly bored you were.  And you won't get any naked monkey love. 

So, bottoms up for more poetry action and a few simian STDs.