The sad sad sad, very sad, truth about me, myself and eyes

Can we have your liver?

For the record, I like onions and eat them far more frequently than I do boogers.  Which is not to say I don't appreciate the nutritional value of a booger, they're just not on my menu on a regular basis because they don't go well with coriander.  I once tried using a squid instead of an electric can opener -- the result was messy for the squid (whose calamari was much appreciated) but the can remained intact.