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Infinite Monkeys. Infinite Typewriters.
More in it is cold it is cold
The first half draws me in, the second half reads preachy. I almost wonder if you should take it in a different direction... (pondering) Um, Mister Jersey Basher? Jersey can't be all bad if it produced someone as lovely as your wife. Remember: Your kids have Jersey in their blood! (gasp!)
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