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I love you like my teddy bear

cuz you're soft inside and have a furry back

I love you like the flowers fair

your pouting stamen,  and harry crack

I love you like the summer air

your manly smell, and hygene lack

I loved you on my best friend's dare

but I have to say you suck in the sack.

 

by Callooh on June 12 2007