Green Globs From Slobs

Children are not evil.  They are perfect in every way.  And I'm the Pope.

That line Stephan's bothered by bothers me too, but take heart, there is hope!  How about "I have a bathroom to perfect"?  Shifts the stress, makes it all good.  Or gooder.  

Also, I'm a bit iffy about the green globs in the first line -- it actually reads better if you start on globs and drop the green altogether.

At least it's your toilet full of pee.  My kids seem to find many things to distract themselves whilst urinating, thus the grout in the bathroom is stained a lovely shade of yellow brown.