Take Two: Ripping my face off

Yuck.  I didn't realize you were anticipating a round two.  If it makes your feel any better, I've yet to have my wisdom teeth removed, and I really need to have that done soon ... I'll be in the same boat.

I kinda hope that doesn't make you feel better.

Or maybe schadenfreude is more your thing than I'd thought

 Wishing you a quick recovery -- for your and Ellen's sake!