Question for New Users

I personaly am absolutely &*^%&**#$ THRILLED about this site. I have been inhumanely bloated with writing since I was about nine and now I have somewhere to regurgitate it all! (please excuse the disturbing analogy)

I have never found a worthy site to post on before, where people actually LOG IN and READ THINGS...occasionally even PROVIDING INPUT. It is all quite new and fascinating. I feel like a kid at the fair with twenty bucks in my pocket. I can assure you there will be no lurking on my part. I will be skipping through the forums smiling like an idiot and leaving comment droppings everywhere. I will be the one on the dancefloor doing tequila slammers off a naked monkey's chest. It may even be a bit nauseating.

That being said, the site is a TAD difficult to navigate and only made me feel slightly mentally handicapped at first, but only until you get used to it, and then you find yourself feeling rather smug and accomplished, and looking at newbies like WTF

Did I say that last part out loud? Dammit...

Thank you all for being here and listening and reading.

Now i have to go because bubble baths and rubber duckies are calling. =O