All grown up and nowhere to go

Well, it's been much less dramatic since you've been hiatusing (it's a word now, shut it) -- take that as you will.  And with very little to feed off, there's been much less writing so you may consider yourself fertiliser.  We don't wear shoes here, as you know -- can't get much of a grip on the trees -- so squirt to your little heart's content.  I might even be inspired to write something suitably squirty myself.  Stranger things have happened.