Ok, so what would you say to this article in the paper?

I'm not familiar with Mr Phelps, either professionally or personally.  Allowing for this lamentable deficit in my knowledge base, I would imagine that he (?), if reading this thread, would be smiling, perhaps thinking to himself "Ha! Gotcha".
My concern, if I were to take it seriously, would relate to a common failure to distinguish between rhyme and rhythm, as though (particularly in poetry) the two are inextricably linked, in the same way that the term 'blank verse' is often used as a synonym for 'free verse'.

Answer: who is Dan Phelps? [thus illustrating my irritating tendency to answer a question with another]