In Hope Of A Poem - A Fairy Tale

Shannon I love listening to you, you old as fuck, sweetie!  Makes me feel less of an ancient, falling to dust Egyption Mummy!

 One night bout a hundred years ago, I was half comatose in vegging in front of the television, flipping through channels after channel of regurgitated movies when I hit on the last few minutes of The General's Daughter and heard the line, "The eye can see thirteen shades of grey" and that just fascinated me to no end.  Now it pops up everywhere.

Whatever happened to that lizard?  I had one when I was very young, a baby alligator actually.  It met a sad fate when it escaped and was found weeks later as a petrified picture of itself under the radiator.  My mother would not let me keep its corpse on my shelf.

 The woman had no sense of irony.