In Hope Of A Poem - A Fairy Tale

I didn't actually think you were going for poetry -- just that you seem to kind of gravitate in that direction and it would be interesting to see it fused up with some funky line breaks.  (This is why I am continually told how uncool I am.)

Maybe Shannon's a kungfufairy.  That would be oddly appropriate. 

Anyway, I'm not actually supposed to be here -- I've been sneaking moments away from the in-laws (who are awesome but oh-so-Scottish-and-drunk) so I should go back to entertaining them BUT I couldn't just let you pass on by.