Please, No Dead Faeries!

Freakish. I just bammed this out because I was chewing up (yes, chewing) my percocet and opening a Sprite and smoking a cigarette and it occured to me how strange the name of the soda was. But of all my poems, this has been the most discussed which is just freakish considering my next comment about the Disney sex/lingerie party was going to be, Dumbo dildo anyone?...and then your kid finds it and asks, "Mommy, why is Dumbo's nose vibrating? And it smells funny."