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I heard the French give their snails Gauloises just before they're escargoted... I'm almost positive snails are the only creatures stupid enough to smoke such vile smelling things. Then again, they're surrounded by garlic munchers... and later, surrounded by garlic.

Hello all Frenchies.

by Leanne on Mar. 4 2008